A Silly Little Girls Dreams.

Abigail. 18. Richmond, Virginia.

Going to college to become a mortician. I start the Chester campus at John Tyler in the fall.

Curious Lion cub investigates and smiles for the camera.

Look at the one on the background. LOOK AT HIM.

(Source: biomorphosis, via aerienette)

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

(Source: juicymart, via orgasm)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via orgasm)

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

(Source: nissan420sx, via vvankinq)

lauriehalseanderson:

kiggor:

If other planets were at the same distance as our moon

I am going to spend the rest of the day staring at this.

(Source: woodywombpecker, via staticsosa)

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

(via orgasm)